those youtubers tumblr blogs where they don’t reblog or post anything but gifs, pictures and fanart of themselves (and the occasional text post)
I want this to be the first thing than comes up when you google him.
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
dream home :)) so environmentally friendly! i love how it blends into the natural landscape! so green! buy organic imo
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
I absolutely adore this drawing (?) and how it’s capturing a lesbian relationship in an uncommonly captured and beautiful, light-hearted and fun way.
#the middle right one is v natasha v natasha indeed #oh my god i’m gonna have to be flirty aren’t i #fuck this fuck him fuck me
I love how the movie starts with Natasha being 100% over Tony’s shit, but rallying to do her damn job, so that even if you don’t know on first viewing that she’s a spy in disguise, on second you can go back and see how even in the first scene Natasha is doing exactly as much as she needs to be believable but is very aware that her SHIELD paycheck is only worth so much.
I don’t think Scarlett Johansson gets nearly enough credit for this movie, because she isn’t just playing Natasha and Natasha-fully-immersed-in-being-Natalie; she’s playing a Natasha who’s being Natalie as much as necessary but who has these tiny moments where she comes up for air and is aware of being herself, but not so much that it’s even noticeable if you don’t know what you’re looking for.
"The rape joke is that you were eight.
The rape joke is that at the time,
you didn’t know people had sex to express love.
The rape joke is that the only other person
who’d seen you naked was your mom.
The rape joke is that he called you ‘beautiful’ first.
The rape joke is that he held your hands together
and told you to ‘try harder’ when you struggled.
The rape joke is that you believed him
when he told you were overreacting.
The rape joke is that your grandma
called him a nice boy and asked him to stay for dinner.
The rape joke is that he winked at you
when you apologized to your parents for not coming
downstairs the first time you were called.
The rape joke is that his friends
high-fived him for “getting some.”
The rape joke is that you still don’t feel like
you’ve regrown the pieces he stole.
The rape joke is that he was conceived when his
dad slapped himself into his snoring mother.
The rape joke is that her friends told her
she was lucky someone wanted her.
The rape joke is that each year in the United States,
32,000 other women’s bellies
ripen with life against their will.
The rape joke is that he never learned
to touch without scarring.
The rape joke is that your classmate thinks
‘have you seen what asses look like in yoga pants?’
is an argument.
The rape joke is your new boyfriend kissing
you and telling you he ‘raped’ his math test.
The rape joke is that ‘Why are girls so scared of rape? Y’all should feel pride that a guy risked his life in jail just to fuck you’
is a popular Tweet right now.
The rape joke is that you wake up to
the memory of him laughing,
“now that wasn’t so bad, was it?”
The rape joke is that it’s been twelve years and
you still quiver when someone touches you.
The rape joke is that he hasn’t stopped laughing.
The rape joke is that you forgot how to."